The 26th divine principle of Ma'at says that I must not curse any God or Goddess.
So I've summoned all my bitches to bathe in preparation for sacrifice in case I sin involuntarily. I'm on guard. Because SungWoo just helped the Royals push-broom the O's right out of the playoffs and Based God struck a lightning bolt down onto Kevin Durant's foot. There's just so much unexplainable juju flying around that we all need to be careful. By that I mean engage in rigorous, meaningless debate about who has more karmic juice.
KD found out the hard way what happens when you disavow Based God with such a weak surrender. The Thunder announced last Sunday that Durant's "jones fracture"--a broken bone at the base of his pinky toe--will likely cause him to miss the first month of the season.
"Oh, now you wanna [curse] my pinky toe?"
Yes. And the God is showing no mercy.
To understand the timetable of this interstellar warfare, read this guide. It's heating up again.
And then there's the unsung juggernaut, SungWoo Lee, who went from message board fixture to human rabbit's foot with the strongest gravitational pull in Kansas history. It's a made-for-Disney story that keeps getting better with time.
Like I said, earlier today the Kansas City Royals earned their place in the 2014 Fall Classic.
So will Team October rise faster than Mr. Gone-til-November falls? Let's settle this with a vote.